SEXUAL INCANTATIONS - SEXUAL INCANTATIONS

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Darian is a sexually repressed wildcat waiting to be unleashed. When she discovers an enchanted quija board, she also uncovers the power to transport women from the past into the present. Darian summons forth such famous, exotic and beautiful females as Cleopatra, Annie Oakley, Mata Hari and Helen of Troy, but each of them is unable to satify her insatiable desires.

• Actors: Darian Caine, C.J. DiMarsico, Keli Anderson, Brandy D'Vinn, Iris Blue
• Director: Thelonious Punk
• Format: Color, DVD-Video, NTSC
• Language (Original Language): English
• Region Code: 0
• Release Date: 2008-02-05
• Running Time: 90 minutes
• Theatrical Release Date: 2006

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Reviewed on 2008-02-24 Darianlicious! Fans of the divine Darian Caine should enjoy this delicious soft-core comedy: she appears in almost every scene in the movie, and she features in every sex scene. Yes, a film full of naked Darian is a very pleasant way to spend eighty minutes. Even kitted out in a frumpy dress that resembles an oversize sack and nerdy glasses with her hair in pigtails, she still looks sizzling hot. We are asked to believe, for the sake of this movie, that Darian is so socially inept that she is reduced to passing the time by counting leaves on plants and playing chess against herself. "Excuse me, sir will you be my friend? Would you like to come to my house for tea?" she enquires of (unseen) passers-by. She has no takers, but come on, you know they'd be queuing for miles at such a prospect. Darian, meanwhile, fantasizes about Annie Oakley. "You're so strong and manly," she tells the sharpshooter of her dreams. Visiting a games emporium, the counter clerk (Jimmy Doyle) suggests a Ouija Board may enable her to conjure up a few friends. And, wouldn't you know it, before long a veritable procession of famous people from the past come into Darian's house. These include Cleopatra (CJ DiMarsico), Mata Hari (Keli Anderson) and Helen of Troy. Needless to say, all these ladies are eager to get naked with Darian. The film's original title, `Sensual Incantations', has been dropped, incorrectly in my opinion, for this release, although its original name does appear in the opening titles. Incorrectly, I think because the new title has a more aggressive tone to it; this is actually quite a gentle sex comedy. Directed by the appallingly named Thelonius Punk, the sex scenes are neatly handled here and are allowed to flow more freely than was the case in the disappointing Softcore Divas: Behind the G-Strings which he also helmed. Many of the supporting actresses are new to me and the film's disappointing lack of cast credits means that I can't tell you exactly who plays what role. However, the other actresses are: Iris Blue, Angela Bianca and Brandy D'Vinn. All perform admirably and are very attractive. There aren't too many extras on this DVD. It would have been nice if an interview with Darian could have been included because she carries most of the movie and is credited with coming up with the story. However, we do have a 10 minute interlude called `Keli at the Office' featuring the lovely Keli Anderson wearing very little in an office and not getting too much work done. A sample from `42nd Street Pete's Busty Stag Collection' is also included among the extras along with a trailer reel for other Secret Key productions.

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